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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Nicey 12:04 Wed Sep 2
My Work Here Is Done
After a fantastic transfer window with a number of high quality players Allardyce wouldn't even be able to imagine let alone grease Curris to get them in.

After away results that rewrite the history books and make an instant mockery of the lazy bonus game excuses the oaf had people believing.

After getting shot of cash drains Nolan, Jarvis & Maiga.

After taking back our FREEDOM from the disease I believe my work here is done.

From one Hammer to many others I hope we can overcome our differences and all look after each other. We have all suffered but the good times are coming and I hope you feel it too.

I wish you and yours well on this next stage in great club's history.

It's been a pleasure to know so many of you that are truly genuine Hammers.

Mods please delete my account, I wish to make this final.

COYI x

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riosleftsock 9:46 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Ironic in the year that Nicey went to live on Mars, Cervantes' body was found.

One of my favourite books, it gets better, the older you are when you read it.

Leonard Hatred 9:09 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Neilalex

Good darts.

Toe Rag 9:06 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Funny you say that neilalex, I had him down more as Sancho Panza's ass.

Tomsdad 9:03 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
neilalex 8:58 Wed Sep 2

WOW! To me he was just a Cunt!

neilalex 8:58 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Nicey always reminded me of Don Quixote and the beautiful phrase 'tilting at windmills'. It's a time honoured mechanism that the inadequate use for self glorification - create imaginary enemies, insist they are real, declare that you have slayed them and proclaim yourself a hero.

From Don Quixote courtesy of Wikipedia;

'Just then they came in sight of thirty or forty windmills that rise from that plain. And no sooner did Don Quixote see them that he said to his squire, "Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless."

"What giants?" asked Sancho Panza.

"Those you see over there," replied his master, "with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length."

"Take care, sir," cried Sancho. "Those over there are not giants but windmills. Those things that seem to be their arms are sails which, when they are whirled around by the wind, turn the millstone."

Leonard Hatred 8:57 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
There's got to be something genuinely wrong with the bloke.

MrCrowmanSir 8:53 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Has he gone yet?

DagenhamDave 8:45 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
The worst thing about him was how he seemed completely oblivious to the fact that over half the site were already highly dubious of Sam Allardyce. Because it didn't fit with the narrative that he continues to peddle with this cringe worthy shit that he was some sort of lone crusader.

RH 5:20 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Nicey's Angels

lowermarshhammer 5:17 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done


with all the refreshes he'll have been doing on his thread today it's akin to my 8 year old prancing around in front of her bedroom mirror in her tutu

LOOK AT ME

whufcroe 2:46 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Nicey set this site on fire.........................or was that his shed?

cornish 2:37 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Okay see ya,right what's next.

simon.s 2:17 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Anything happens to Carroll and this cunt will be back like a flash.

He's like a bad dose of genital warts.

riosleftsock 2:17 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Honestly shed a manly tear typing this (ack Eddie B)

The marchin' band came down along Green Street
The soldier blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Nicey
Waiting to go and join the line
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiance
From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say
Nicey, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Nicey, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as Nicey started to go she said keep your pretty head low
Nicey, don't be a hero, come back to me
The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around
The sergeant cried, we've got to hang on, boys
We've gotta hold this piece of ground
I need a volunteer to ride out
And bring us back some extra men
And Nicey's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said, she said
Nicey, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life
Nicey, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as Nicey started to go she said, keep your pretty head low
Nicey, don't be a hero, come back to me
I heard his fiance got a letter
That told how Nicey died that day
The letter said that he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw the letter away

Takashi Miike 2:15 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
has he fuck left. the cunt will be back before the sun sets

ManorParkHammer 2:12 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
I like Nicey.

Makes the site a better place.

Shame he has left really.

Takashi Miike 2:06 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
goose 11:33 Wed Sep 2

cholo 2:05 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Keep dreaming 1:44 Wed Sep 2



You and your five other usernames.

zebthecat 1:48 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

Keep dreaming 1:44 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Hahahaha, nice whoicide

I've been in the same out boat, but in my case:

My Work Here Has Just Started :-)

cholo 12:24 Wed Sep 2
Re: My Work Here Is Done
Liking Nicey because you agree with him on Allardyce is akin to liking Peter Sutcliffe because you both liked walking in the dales.

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